Facts or Myths?

Dear Friends,
This Hari Raya, I was hoping for it to be somewhat 'One Malaysia'. Along the 'People First, Performance Now' notion; I was looking forward so much to a 'Ketupat First, Rendang Now' festivity but it was hampered. I had not one open house invite this year; either a diminishing popularity or vanishing Malay friends.

Bored to my bones, I decided to embark on a mission - 'Around the Mall in 180 minutes'. Destination - Sunway Pyramid Mall. www.sunway.com.my/pyramid The mall was sardine packed with visitors both young and old with accents from near and far. As I was walking about, I realised that without a competitive edge, retailers will not endure in this business. I released my Canon Isus 860IS from its holster and distinctly pursued a crash course in 'Retailing Competitiveness 101'. Enjoy my discoveries.

DISCOVERY 1
MYTH: We are always disguised outwardly for the others.

FACT: Only we know our naked truth.

DISCOVERY 2

MYTH: Doing more is perceived as being enterprising.

FACT: Constantly minding your own business is intelligence.
DISCOVERY 3

MYTH: Going slow and steady will win you the race FACT: In any race, it is either hero or zero.
DISCOVERY 4
MYTH: Fiery hotness equals goodness.

FACT: Uglyness equals demise. Looks does matter.
DISCOVERY 5
MYTH: A virgin's experience is always painful.

FACT: Practice makes perfect pleasure.
DISCOVERY 6
MYTH: Being hairy means being horny.

FACT: 'FCUK' is not vulgarism but a need.

DISCOVERY 7
MYTH: Flashing is a crime.

FACT: If you are cat cute, you could even lay a crocodile.
DISCOVERY 8
MYTH: Life is beautiful.
FACT: It is beautiful only if you have legs to kick ass.

DISCOVERY 9
MYTH: Being not 'good enough' is humility.

FACT: Being humble, you would be eaten alive.

DISCOVERY 10

MYTH: The truth always hurts.

FACT: Then repent, the Gospel message in John 3:16 says, "For GOD so loved the world, He gave his only begotten son..."

DISCOVERY 11

MYTH: Beauty + Boobies = Body Perfect

FACT: A perfect body means no implants and staying original.

DISCOVERY 12
MYTH: Dogs are not kosher (halal).

FACT: Being circumcised is.

By the way, 'ketupats' and 'rendangs' are still welcomed.