This Hari Raya, I was hoping for it to be somewhat 'One Malaysia'. Along the 'People First, Performance Now' notion; I was looking forward so much to a 'Ketupat First, Rendang Now' festivity but it was hampered. I had not one open house invite this year; either a diminishing popularity or vanishing Malay friends.
MYTH: We are always disguised outwardly for the others.
FACT: Only we know our naked truth.
MYTH: Fiery hotness equals goodness.
MYTH: A virgin's experience is always painful.
MYTH: Being hairy means being horny.
MYTH: Flashing is a crime.
FACT: If you are cat cute, you could even lay a crocodile.
MYTH: Life is beautiful.
FACT: It is beautiful only if you have legs to kick ass.
MYTH: Being not 'good enough' is humility.
FACT: A perfect body means no implants and staying original.
MYTH: Dogs are not kosher (halal).
FACT: Being circumcised is.